when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you
|—||Ingrid Bergman (via cartographe)|
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.
I hope all of you end up living in houses similar to the ones you built for your sims to live in
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
when the PE teacher makes you run